OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2613	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
392	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2325	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
900	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
755	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
813	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
427	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
436	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
404	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
439	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
401	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
486	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
447	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
449	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1202	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
500	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
475	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
553	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
442	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
444	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
644	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
485	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1512	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
688	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1343	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
874	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1235	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1423	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
487	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
589	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
733	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2090	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
398	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
544	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
493	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
451	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
809	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
403	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
489	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
395	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
427	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1684	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
423	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
402	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
385	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
421	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
389	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
388	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
598	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
397	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
415	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
417	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
578	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
681	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
550	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
952	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
475	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
723	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
537	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
418	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
404	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
685	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
421	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
478	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
671	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1283	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
768	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
829	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
553	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1536	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1064	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
705	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
405	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
931	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
396	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
526	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
461	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
525	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
411	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
423	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
385	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
443	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
476	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
590	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
512	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
612	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
533	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
402	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
410	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
453	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
690	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
403	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
729	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
450	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1147	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1039	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
434	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
822	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1078	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
884	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
694	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
403	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
856	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
739	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
595	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
405	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
682	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
681	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
460	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1000	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
790	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1304	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
912	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
739	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
514	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1018	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
406	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
425	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
946	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
979	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
404	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1040	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1108	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
690	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
392	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
575	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
472	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
820	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
743	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
657	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
435	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
451	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
998	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
424	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
484	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1367	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
450	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
642	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1594	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
782	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
403	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
406	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1049	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
4581	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
725	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
403	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
756	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
402	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
461	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
548	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
547	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
852	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1115	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2049	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
796	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
897	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
608	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
759	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
891	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
507	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
545	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
388	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
403	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
410	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
407	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
408	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
809	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
570	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
401	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
517	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
405	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
635	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
431	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
401	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
386	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
403	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
643	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
447	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
620	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1510	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
459	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
650	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1160	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
550	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
519	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
584	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
506	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
391	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
447	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
917	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
434	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
450	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1379	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
640	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
412	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
425	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
667	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
476	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
578	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
681	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
554	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
626	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
527	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
622	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
494	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
947	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
459	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
837	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
475	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
615	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28463	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
240	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
241	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
239	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
303	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
277	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
282	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
233	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
246	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
270	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
251	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
251	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
254	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
255	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
405	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
243	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
251	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
232	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
252	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
251	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
252	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
234	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
246	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
255	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
236	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
238	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
240	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
287	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
282	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
257	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
266	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
251	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
249	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
237	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
240	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
282	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
245	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
250	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
237	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
258	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
249	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"