OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2869	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
430	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2570	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
996	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
835	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
899	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
470	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
486	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
442	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
487	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
443	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
549	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
508	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
503	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1367	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
571	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
529	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
633	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
500	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
499	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
730	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
554	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1710	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
787	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1549	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
990	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1420	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1643	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
546	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
681	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
815	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2266	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
438	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
610	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
560	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
506	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
918	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
459	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
566	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
440	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
482	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1977	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
485	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
439	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
417	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
458	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
421	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
419	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
673	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
434	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
449	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
461	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
649	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
775	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
618	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
1089	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
547	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
826	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
613	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
458	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
446	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
789	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
474	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
520	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
754	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1491	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
853	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
929	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
623	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1725	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1206	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
800	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
454	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1053	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
434	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
588	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
524	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
595	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
452	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
465	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
421	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
480	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
517	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
667	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
576	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
701	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
596	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
445	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
447	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
509	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
782	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
445	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
833	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
500	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1295	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1176	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
474	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
913	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1204	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
990	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
775	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
437	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
969	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
830	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
684	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
444	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
752	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
780	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
510	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1126	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
917	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1494	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
1022	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
829	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
571	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1183	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
434	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
462	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1090	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1103	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
446	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1182	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1260	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
799	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
432	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
658	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
538	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
936	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
848	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
750	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
500	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
521	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1140	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
474	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
545	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1546	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
501	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
737	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1800	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
906	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
436	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
448	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1197	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5109	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
843	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
447	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
853	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
448	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
508	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
619	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
605	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
973	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1293	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2365	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
910	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
994	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
702	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
848	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
1013	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
567	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
618	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
423	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
442	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
449	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
443	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
452	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
936	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
644	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
436	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
580	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
433	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
705	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
480	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
437	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
427	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
444	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
734	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
488	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
688	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1715	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
517	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
739	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1317	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
612	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
589	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
656	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
572	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
428	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
504	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1021	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
481	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
496	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1585	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
734	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
457	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
473	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
778	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
538	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
664	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
815	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
638	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
756	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
603	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
716	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
573	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1132	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
528	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1005	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
531	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
726	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28685	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
329	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
326	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
326	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
404	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
357	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
377	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
326	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
330	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
359	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
333	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
330	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
333	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
334	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
549	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
336	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
339	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
326	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
334	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
331	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
334	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
329	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
330	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
331	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
326	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
329	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
329	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
383	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
377	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
333	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
353	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
348	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
336	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
326	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
331	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
366	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
331	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
330	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
329	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
342	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
331	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"