"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
587
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
644
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
327
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
339
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
320
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
345
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
321
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
379
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
353
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
357
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
900
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
389
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
381
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
415
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
338
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
342
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
489
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
375
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
1196
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
518
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1018
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
674
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
922
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1058
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
383
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
440
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
576
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
1779
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
318
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
414
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
380
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
356
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
617
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
323
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
377
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
320
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
321
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1250
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
330
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
321
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
314
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
342
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
315
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
317
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
474
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
320
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
330
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
325
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
436
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
506
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
418
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
715
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
352
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
550
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
402
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
322
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
322
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
522
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
331
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
390
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
488
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
970
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
595
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
655
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
424
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1190
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
815
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
534
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
320
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
724
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
318
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
400
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
361
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
390
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
335
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
331
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
315
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
351
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
368
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
452
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
399
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
455
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
410
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
324
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
336
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
354
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
530
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
322
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
550
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
343
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
880
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
781
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
337
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
632
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
833
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
687
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
537
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
320
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
661
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
580
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
443
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
321
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
520
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
527
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
360
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
779
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
598
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
984
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
695
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
559
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
403
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
741
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
323
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
337
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
700
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
733
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
318
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
777
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
825
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
530
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
323
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
448
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
354
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
635
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
570
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
502
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
334
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
346
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
741
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
341
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
380
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1074
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
353
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
480
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1248
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
581
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
331
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
327
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
794
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
3559
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
564
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
320
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
568
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
320
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
366
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
410
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
432
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
638
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
838
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
1515
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
602
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
738
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
458
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
580
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
679
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
407
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
412
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
317
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
321
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
318
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
319
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
325
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
608
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
435
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
320
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
401
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
326
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
511
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
331
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
319
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
316
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
323
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
484
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
365
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
477
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1170
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
354
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
494
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
875
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
433
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
392
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
451
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
398
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
320
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
347
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
732
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
337
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
349
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1038
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
480
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
327
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
326
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
484
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
365
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
421
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
478
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
406
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
421
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
375
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
439
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
350
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
622
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
345
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
542
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
356
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
411
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28068
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
93
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
83
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
77
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
104
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
99
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
88
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
78
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
83
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
91
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
87
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
85
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
96
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
90
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
149
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
89
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
86
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
81
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
86
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
90
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
94
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
80
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
89
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
85
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
80
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
80
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
79
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
99
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
100
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
96
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
107
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
90
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
79
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
75
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
75
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
80
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
74
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
74
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
74
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
79
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
75
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"