OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2954	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
441	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2663	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
1032	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
865	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
934	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
486	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
503	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
455	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
503	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
462	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
566	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
527	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
518	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1440	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
598	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
548	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
663	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
525	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
519	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
765	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
582	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1787	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
826	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1623	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1048	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1486	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1717	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
569	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
709	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
846	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2329	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
446	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
632	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
577	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
522	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
961	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
473	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
590	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
448	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
499	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2075	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
503	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
450	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
431	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
471	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
434	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
430	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
703	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
444	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
464	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
471	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
674	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
809	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
639	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
1135	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
566	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
865	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
646	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
470	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
457	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
828	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
491	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
535	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
790	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1558	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
895	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
967	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
645	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1797	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1255	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
831	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
468	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1094	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
447	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
615	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
544	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
618	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
473	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
480	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
433	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
498	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
537	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
694	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
594	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
730	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
615	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
459	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
459	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
528	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
816	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
454	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
866	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
517	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1347	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1223	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
491	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
954	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1252	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1028	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
803	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
445	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1008	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
857	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
715	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
455	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
782	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
819	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
523	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1176	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
963	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1580	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
1068	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
876	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
594	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1253	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
442	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
478	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1143	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1159	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
461	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1229	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1313	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
830	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
445	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
685	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
560	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
983	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
879	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
783	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
514	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
547	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1201	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
487	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
568	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1610	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
519	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
770	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1882	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
950	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
446	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
460	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1250	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5287	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
877	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
462	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
893	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
463	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
528	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
652	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
622	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1024	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1350	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2478	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
959	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1029	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
735	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
892	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
1059	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
588	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
648	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
433	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
455	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
464	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
456	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
465	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
975	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
667	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
448	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
601	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
442	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
731	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
499	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
447	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
438	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
456	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
766	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
500	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
711	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1792	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
534	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
764	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1377	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
633	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
611	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
682	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
588	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
440	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
523	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1056	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
502	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
510	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1656	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
773	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
473	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
491	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
818	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
559	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
699	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
864	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
668	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
808	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
631	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
753	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
601	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1193	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
549	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1061	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
551	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
763	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28773	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
360	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
354	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
352	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
440	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
384	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
411	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
352	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
356	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
381	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
359	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
358	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
360	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
359	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
600	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
358	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
360	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
354	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
355	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
355	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
359	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
352	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
357	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
357	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
352	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
354	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
356	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
409	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
406	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
361	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
375	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
379	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
359	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
354	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
355	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
398	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
356	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
361	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
357	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
365	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
356	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"