OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2290	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
350	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2011	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
779	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
645	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
701	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
373	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
375	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
355	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
381	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
355	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
418	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
393	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
397	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1003	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
431	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
421	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
471	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
383	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
380	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
544	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
417	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1311	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
575	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1134	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
746	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1053	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1182	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
426	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
500	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
637	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
1896	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
355	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
466	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
426	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
394	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
687	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
359	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
417	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
354	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
364	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1414	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
373	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
354	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
344	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
376	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
348	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
346	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
526	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
357	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
369	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
361	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
492	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
574	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
468	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
801	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
399	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
613	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
449	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
370	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
361	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
578	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
368	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
426	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
563	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1078	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
660	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
713	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
477	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1313	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
911	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
605	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
357	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
805	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
354	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
454	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
402	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
440	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
366	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
372	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
347	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
391	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
413	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
503	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
448	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
511	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
463	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
357	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
370	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
398	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
593	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
361	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
624	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
383	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
973	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
869	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
378	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
705	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
924	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
757	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
604	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
360	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
733	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
632	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
505	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
357	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
584	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
587	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
404	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
859	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
666	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1099	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
768	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
629	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
451	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
840	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
359	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
373	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
789	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
820	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
355	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
875	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
933	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
589	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
352	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
505	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
402	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
706	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
631	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
555	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
372	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
384	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
834	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
375	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
423	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1181	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
392	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
543	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1377	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
658	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
368	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
365	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
890	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
3938	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
627	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
356	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
635	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
355	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
399	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
460	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
483	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
710	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
939	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
1692	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
671	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
793	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
521	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
641	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
757	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
449	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
464	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
356	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
359	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
360	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
354	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
363	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
684	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
485	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
355	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
446	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
358	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
560	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
375	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
360	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
348	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
357	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
543	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
404	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
535	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1294	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
395	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
549	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
988	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
479	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
445	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
505	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
446	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
353	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
390	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
807	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
372	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
394	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1149	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
548	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
363	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
364	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
557	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
414	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
480	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
544	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
459	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
492	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
437	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
505	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
404	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
722	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
387	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
648	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
401	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
485	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28202	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
149	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
143	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
139	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
170	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
164	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
158	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
141	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
143	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
156	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
142	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
144	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
155	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
154	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
240	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
148	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
153	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
139	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
149	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
146	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
151	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
142	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
146	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
146	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
144	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
140	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
140	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
173	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
165	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
159	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
155	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
155	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
149	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
142	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
141	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
159	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
144	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
143	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
140	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
147	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
142	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"