"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
981
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
1061
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
547
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
567
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
510
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
577
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
520
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
646
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
605
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
592
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1697
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
681
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
622
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
760
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
598
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
593
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
876
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
664
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
2061
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
951
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1924
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1225
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1777
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
2078
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
637
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
827
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
979
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2599
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
503
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
715
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
663
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
600
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1138
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
546
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
684
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
509
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
571
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2523
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
579
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
503
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
490
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
534
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
485
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
479
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
787
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
504
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
539
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
554
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
762
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
933
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
734
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1317
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
657
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
1000
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
745
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
536
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
530
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
950
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
565
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
603
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
921
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1823
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
1044
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1103
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
731
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
2161
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1473
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
957
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
535
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1257
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
517
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
694
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
615
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
706
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
538
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
548
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
481
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
560
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
607
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
777
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
669
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
829
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
684
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
527
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
516
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
608
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
953
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
519
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
1011
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
610
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1537
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1412
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
557
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1098
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1475
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1215
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
935
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
507
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1153
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
977
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
836
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
526
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
900
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
977
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
591
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1364
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1120
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1844
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1262
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
1020
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
677
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1536
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
499
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
538
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1364
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1350
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
530
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1438
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1569
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
968
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
503
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
785
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
639
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1130
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
1007
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
912
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
606
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
634
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1419
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
560
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
646
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1831
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
591
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
887
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
2165
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1124
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
510
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
536
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1473
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
6119
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
1023
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
539
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
1040
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
516
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
605
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
754
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
700
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1198
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1566
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2930
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1116
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1170
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
861
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
1032
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1286
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
664
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
750
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
488
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
508
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
526
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
509
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
524
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1121
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
765
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
505
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
678
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
501
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
831
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
573
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
501
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
491
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
524
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
881
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
553
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
798
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
2136
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
620
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
869
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1602
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
710
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
686
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
763
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
667
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
495
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
605
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1207
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
576
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
581
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1967
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
908
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
535
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
558
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
969
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
638
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
820
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
1036
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
777
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
978
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
737
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
905
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
686
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1437
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
628
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1311
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
635
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
903
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
29131
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
472
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
464
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
440
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
573
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
515
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
542
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
450
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
466
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
478
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
466
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
474
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
471
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
476
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
800
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
463
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
471
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
438
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
467
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
472
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
471
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
449
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
469
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
471
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
443
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
450
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
451
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
535
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
537
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
483
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
493
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
492
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
471
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
449
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
445
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
540
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
469
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
473
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
456
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
483
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
473
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
129
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
139
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
145
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
131
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
134
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
135
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
132
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
146
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
126
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
183
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
129
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
128
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
126
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
126
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."