"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
857
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
925
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
481
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
496
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
451
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
499
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
456
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
561
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
521
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
513
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1428
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
595
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
546
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
657
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
520
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
516
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
759
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
576
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
1776
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
821
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1607
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1035
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1474
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1708
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
563
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
703
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
840
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2319
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
445
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
627
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
572
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
519
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
950
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
470
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
586
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
446
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
493
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2057
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
500
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
447
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
427
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
468
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
431
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
427
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
696
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
441
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
461
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
469
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
669
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
802
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
635
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1128
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
560
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
857
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
640
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
468
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
454
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
822
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
489
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
529
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
782
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1545
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
886
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
960
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
639
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1778
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1245
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
821
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
462
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1086
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
443
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
607
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
538
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
613
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
467
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
476
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
429
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
493
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
531
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
687
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
589
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
722
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
607
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
454
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
457
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
523
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
809
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
451
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
858
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
512
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1335
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1212
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
487
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
947
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1241
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1019
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
796
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
442
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
998
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
851
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
707
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
453
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
773
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
811
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
519
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1168
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
953
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1568
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1060
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
868
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
588
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1239
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
440
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
472
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1133
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1152
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
459
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1218
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1302
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
824
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
441
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
679
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
554
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
974
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
873
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
777
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
512
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
541
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1186
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
485
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
564
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1600
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
516
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
762
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1868
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
943
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
442
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
458
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1237
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5254
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
871
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
460
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
883
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
458
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
523
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
645
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
618
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1015
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1340
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2460
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
951
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1024
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
729
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
884
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1051
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
583
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
641
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
430
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
452
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
461
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
453
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
462
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
966
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
662
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
445
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
597
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
439
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
727
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
493
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
443
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
435
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
454
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
758
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
497
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
705
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1776
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
529
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
758
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1362
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
628
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
604
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
678
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
583
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
438
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
520
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1051
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
495
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
506
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1643
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
763
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
467
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
486
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
811
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
553
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
692
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
850
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
660
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
799
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
624
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
747
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
595
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1180
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
543
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1046
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
547
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
756
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28757
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
351
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
349
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
347
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
431
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
378
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
403
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
347
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
352
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
374
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
354
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
352
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
354
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
353
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
588
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
352
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
355
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
348
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
351
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
350
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
354
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
348
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
353
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
352
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
348
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
351
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
351
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
404
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
399
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
352
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
369
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
371
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
352
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
349
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
351
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
390
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
352
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
357
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
352
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
361
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
351
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"