OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2636	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
400	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2352	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
909	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
766	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
825	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
434	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
442	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
410	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
446	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
408	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
498	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
455	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
460	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1217	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
509	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
484	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
564	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
447	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
450	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
657	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
494	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1532	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
700	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1357	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
888	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1249	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1443	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
492	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
601	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
742	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2106	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
403	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
550	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
500	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
456	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
821	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
410	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
500	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
402	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
434	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1710	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
428	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
407	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
390	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
426	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
394	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
393	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
609	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
402	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
420	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
422	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
586	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
692	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
558	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
966	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
485	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
734	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
545	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
423	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
410	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
698	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
430	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
488	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
681	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1332	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
778	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
846	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
564	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1558	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1076	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
718	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
410	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
945	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
404	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
535	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
471	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
535	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
418	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
431	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
390	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
448	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
483	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
602	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
520	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
623	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
544	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
408	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
418	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
459	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
701	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
410	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
745	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
456	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1169	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1056	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
439	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
833	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1091	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
895	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
706	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
408	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
869	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
753	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
609	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
412	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
692	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
694	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
470	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1012	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
801	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1325	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
922	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
751	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
522	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1039	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
411	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
431	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
957	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
991	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
409	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1056	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1122	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
703	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
399	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
585	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
477	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
832	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
752	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
668	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
443	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
460	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1009	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
433	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
492	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1387	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
455	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
654	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1624	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
794	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
407	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
413	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1063	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
4629	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
738	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
408	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
769	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
407	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
469	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
559	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
556	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
867	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1133	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2096	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
806	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
905	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
619	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
771	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
903	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
515	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
558	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
394	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
409	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
417	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
412	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
418	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
824	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
582	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
407	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
526	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
411	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
642	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
437	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
406	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
391	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
408	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
651	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
453	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
630	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1535	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
467	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
664	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1177	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
557	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
529	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
596	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
517	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
396	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
453	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
930	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
439	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
455	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1400	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
649	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
421	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
433	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
678	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
483	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
588	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
695	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
564	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
640	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
535	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
634	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
504	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
960	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
466	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
860	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
482	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
629	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28483	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
250	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
250	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
249	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
311	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
287	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
291	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
245	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
257	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
283	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
261	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
263	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
264	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
263	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
421	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
258	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
261	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
243	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
263	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
260	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
263	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
245	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
255	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
263	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
246	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
247	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
250	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
295	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
292	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
265	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
285	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
263	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
260	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
247	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
251	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
292	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
256	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
260	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
248	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
268	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
259	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"