OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2535	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
384	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2242	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
869	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
722	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
776	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
419	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
419	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
399	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
429	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
393	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
472	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
438	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
437	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1146	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
488	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
464	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
528	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
427	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
431	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
621	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
468	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1451	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
656	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1284	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
830	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1185	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1357	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
470	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
561	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
704	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2039	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
389	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
524	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
476	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
438	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
772	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
395	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
472	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
385	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
413	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1619	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
415	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
396	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
376	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
414	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
382	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
380	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
579	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
391	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
407	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
407	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
559	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
653	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
527	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
905	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
455	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
691	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
518	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
410	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
394	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
658	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
408	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
467	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
644	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1232	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
741	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
792	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
532	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1478	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1019	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
675	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
397	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
890	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
385	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
509	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
451	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
510	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
404	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
416	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
379	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
432	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
456	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
573	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
496	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
585	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
517	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
394	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
404	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
443	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
658	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
395	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
698	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
437	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1104	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
979	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
423	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
784	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1037	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
851	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
666	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
395	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
822	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
714	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
575	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
396	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
655	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
651	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
449	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
956	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
756	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1250	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
868	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
707	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
499	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
962	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
398	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
419	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
899	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
933	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
397	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
988	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1064	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
658	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
381	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
556	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
456	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
788	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
709	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
631	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
419	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
440	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
941	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
411	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
470	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1317	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
434	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
622	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1535	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
747	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
395	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
395	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1009	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
4440	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
701	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
393	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
724	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
395	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
444	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
524	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
535	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
814	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1073	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
1939	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
760	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
865	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
582	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
728	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
846	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
494	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
530	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
380	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
395	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
402	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
396	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
401	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
777	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
553	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
391	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
502	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
397	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
618	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
422	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
395	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
377	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
395	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
622	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
439	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
596	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1452	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
444	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
620	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1101	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
534	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
503	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
570	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
495	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
381	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
435	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
888	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
425	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
440	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1322	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
613	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
403	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
417	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
643	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
464	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
550	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
649	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
530	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
590	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
505	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
589	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
471	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
863	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
442	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
783	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
458	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
585	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28379	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
222	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
220	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
218	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
263	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
246	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
248	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
220	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
221	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
239	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
225	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
220	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
228	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
226	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
364	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
223	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
227	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
218	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
227	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
222	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
224	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
218	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
223	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
225	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
218	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
221	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
218	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
251	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
245	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
228	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
239	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
233	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
223	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
218	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
222	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
244	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
222	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
231	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
220	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
225	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
222	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"