OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2567	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
387	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2269	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
884	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
736	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
792	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
421	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
425	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
399	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
433	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
395	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
478	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
443	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
442	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1168	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
493	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
469	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
541	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
434	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
437	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
630	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
475	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1472	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
669	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1306	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
848	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1203	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1377	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
475	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
574	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
713	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2062	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
392	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
534	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
481	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
443	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
788	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
397	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
477	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
388	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
420	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1642	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
418	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
397	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
377	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
417	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
382	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
381	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
586	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
392	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
410	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
409	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
566	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
667	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
536	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
928	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
462	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
704	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
527	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
411	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
399	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
670	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
414	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
471	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
652	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1250	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
752	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
806	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
542	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1500	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1036	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
688	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
401	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
907	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
388	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
517	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
457	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
520	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
408	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
418	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
380	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
439	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
463	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
578	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
503	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
602	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
525	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
395	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
408	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
446	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
670	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
398	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
714	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
443	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1122	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1005	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
427	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
801	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1051	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
863	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
675	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
397	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
839	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
725	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
583	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
401	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
668	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
663	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
452	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
971	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
771	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1271	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
886	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
718	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
504	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
985	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
403	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
421	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
918	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
953	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
400	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1007	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1081	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
671	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
382	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
562	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
466	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
802	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
723	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
643	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
425	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
444	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
967	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
415	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
478	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1333	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
443	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
631	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1556	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
763	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
397	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
398	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1022	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
4480	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
713	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
398	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
738	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
396	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
447	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
535	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
543	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
833	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1091	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
1964	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
776	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
877	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
595	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
740	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
868	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
498	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
539	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
381	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
398	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
405	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
400	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
402	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
792	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
562	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
394	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
508	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
401	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
624	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
424	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
396	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
379	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
396	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
631	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
443	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
604	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1471	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
449	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
629	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1120	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
542	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
510	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
578	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
500	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
383	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
440	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
903	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
431	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
445	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1344	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
622	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
410	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
420	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
654	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
470	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
562	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
661	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
542	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
603	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
515	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
603	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
481	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
881	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
446	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
801	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
467	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
597	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28418	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
228	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
228	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
225	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
281	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
261	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
265	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
224	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
236	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
251	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
234	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
231	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
240	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
238	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
380	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
231	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
239	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
222	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
239	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
234	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
235	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
225	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
229	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
235	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
222	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
227	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
225	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
269	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
260	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
240	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
247	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
238	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
232	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
226	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
231	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
263	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
231	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
239	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
228	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
235	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
232	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"