"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
971
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
1050
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
539
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
559
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
504
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
568
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
512
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
635
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
595
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
582
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1670
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
671
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
609
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
743
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
586
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
584
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
861
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
649
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
2032
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
936
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1888
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1211
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1744
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
2033
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
627
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
816
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
966
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2570
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
497
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
702
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
647
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
589
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1114
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
534
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
673
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
502
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
562
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2466
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
567
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
496
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
483
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
522
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
480
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
475
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
774
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
497
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
527
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
546
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
750
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
917
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
721
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1299
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
644
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
986
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
729
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
528
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
523
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
934
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
556
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
594
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
908
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1796
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
1033
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1093
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
720
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
2122
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1449
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
946
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
526
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1244
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
508
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
685
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
602
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
696
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
530
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
539
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
477
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
553
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
595
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
768
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
658
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
819
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
674
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
519
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
508
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
600
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
943
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
512
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
996
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
599
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1521
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1390
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
549
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1083
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1458
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1206
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
922
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
501
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1136
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
967
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
828
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
513
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
884
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
962
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
583
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1341
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1103
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1819
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1243
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
1005
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
664
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1503
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
491
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
531
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1339
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1332
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
521
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1414
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1537
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
951
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
495
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
772
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
629
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1108
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
992
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
901
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
591
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
619
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1390
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
555
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
637
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1810
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
582
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
877
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
2138
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1102
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
502
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
528
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1454
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
6030
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
1005
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
529
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
1024
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
506
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
597
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
743
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
690
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1179
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1543
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2876
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1098
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1149
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
845
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
1019
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1272
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
653
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
737
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
481
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
501
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
520
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
504
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
518
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1105
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
758
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
497
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
668
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
492
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
823
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
565
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
493
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
485
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
515
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
870
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
547
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
787
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
2067
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
611
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
859
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1577
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
701
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
680
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
756
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
654
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
485
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
591
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1190
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
568
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
572
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1936
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
894
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
528
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
550
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
953
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
627
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
809
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
1014
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
766
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
956
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
723
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
883
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
674
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1407
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
616
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1287
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
626
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
888
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
29091
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
456
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
454
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
431
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
561
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
501
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
528
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
440
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
454
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
468
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
457
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
460
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
457
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
463
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
781
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
455
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
462
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
431
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
453
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
453
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
458
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
439
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
457
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
457
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
435
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
437
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
440
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
520
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
523
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
466
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
484
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
479
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
459
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
440
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
433
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
526
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
457
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
460
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
446
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
466
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
457
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
112
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
114
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
128
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
112
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
112
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
115
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
112
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
132
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
111
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
163
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
116
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
114
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
112
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
114
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."