OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2940	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
438	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2645	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
1024	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
857	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
925	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
481	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
496	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
451	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
499	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
456	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
561	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
521	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
513	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1428	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
595	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
546	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
657	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
520	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
516	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
759	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
576	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1776	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
821	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1607	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1035	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1474	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1708	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
563	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
703	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
840	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2319	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
445	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
627	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
572	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
519	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
950	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
470	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
586	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
446	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
493	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2057	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
500	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
447	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
427	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
468	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
431	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
427	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
696	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
441	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
461	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
469	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
669	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
802	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
635	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
1128	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
560	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
857	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
640	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
468	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
454	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
822	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
489	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
529	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
782	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1545	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
886	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
960	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
639	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1778	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1245	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
821	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
462	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1086	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
443	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
607	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
538	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
613	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
467	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
476	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
429	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
493	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
531	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
687	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
589	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
722	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
607	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
454	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
457	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
523	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
809	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
451	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
858	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
512	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1335	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1212	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
487	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
947	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1241	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1019	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
796	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
442	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
998	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
851	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
707	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
453	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
773	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
811	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
519	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1168	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
953	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1568	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
1060	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
868	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
588	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1239	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
440	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
472	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1133	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1152	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
459	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1218	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1302	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
824	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
441	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
679	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
554	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
974	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
873	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
777	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
512	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
541	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1186	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
485	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
564	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1600	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
516	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
762	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1868	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
943	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
442	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
458	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1237	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5254	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
871	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
460	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
883	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
458	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
523	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
645	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
618	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1015	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1340	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2460	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
951	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1024	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
729	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
884	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
1051	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
583	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
641	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
430	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
452	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
461	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
453	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
462	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
966	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
662	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
445	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
597	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
439	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
727	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
493	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
443	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
435	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
454	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
758	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
497	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
705	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1776	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
529	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
758	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1362	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
628	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
604	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
678	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
583	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
438	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
520	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1051	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
495	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
506	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1643	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
763	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
467	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
486	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
811	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
553	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
692	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
850	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
660	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
799	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
624	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
747	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
595	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1180	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
543	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1046	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
547	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
756	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28757	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
351	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
349	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
347	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
431	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
378	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
403	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
347	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
352	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
374	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
354	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
352	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
354	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
353	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
588	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
352	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
355	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
348	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
351	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
350	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
354	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
348	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
353	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
352	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
348	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
351	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
351	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
404	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
399	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
352	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
369	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
371	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
352	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
349	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
351	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
390	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
352	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
357	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
352	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
361	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
351	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"