OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
3000	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
450	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2707	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
1059	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
877	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
952	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
493	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
511	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
461	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
512	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
467	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
575	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
539	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
525	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1477	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
612	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
558	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
672	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
535	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
531	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
777	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
592	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1828	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
838	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1666	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1075	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1532	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1759	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
583	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
729	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
862	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2366	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
452	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
644	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
588	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
533	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
990	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
481	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
600	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
455	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
508	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2136	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
511	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
455	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
437	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
477	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
438	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
436	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
714	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
451	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
473	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
480	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
683	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
822	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
652	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
1163	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
579	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
882	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
660	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
479	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
464	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
840	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
498	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
545	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
806	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1609	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
915	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
990	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
656	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1853	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1291	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
851	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
475	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1119	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
453	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
629	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
553	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
628	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
478	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
486	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
437	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
506	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
546	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
703	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
604	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
746	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
624	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
466	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
468	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
537	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
833	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
464	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
892	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
529	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1384	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1249	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
498	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
972	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1291	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1060	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
823	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
454	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1033	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
874	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
730	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
461	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
802	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
840	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
529	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1202	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
988	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1621	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
1104	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
893	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
607	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1292	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
447	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
483	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1182	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1195	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
469	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1263	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1352	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
847	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
451	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
696	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
569	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1006	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
898	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
798	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
525	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
556	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1238	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
498	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
580	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1648	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
528	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
781	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1915	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
977	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
455	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
470	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1285	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5384	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
898	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
471	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
913	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
468	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
536	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
665	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
632	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1046	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1386	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2536	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
982	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1050	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
749	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
911	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
1088	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
600	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
664	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
439	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
461	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
472	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
463	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
471	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1002	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
683	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
455	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
612	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
447	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
747	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
508	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
453	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
445	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
466	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
783	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
507	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
721	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1834	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
541	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
779	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1417	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
642	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
620	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
692	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
597	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
445	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
534	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1086	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
509	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
517	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1704	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
790	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
480	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
498	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
843	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
571	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
716	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
888	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
683	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
830	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
641	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
772	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
614	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1231	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
557	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1100	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
564	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
783	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28813	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
378	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
370	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
368	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
450	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
401	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
426	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
368	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
373	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
394	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
377	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
375	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
378	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
378	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
626	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
370	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
374	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
366	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
370	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
370	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
370	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
367	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
370	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
376	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
370	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
368	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
369	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
424	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
417	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
372	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
392	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
393	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
374	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
370	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
370	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
416	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
370	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
375	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
371	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
377	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
376	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"