OX Soundboard

Num Plays	Name	Person	Description
2817	Airhorn	Misc	"-airhorn-"
422	Like Any Other Day	Andy	"Like any other day"
2521	BOO	Andy	"BOOOOOOOOOOO, boo."
979	Disappointed	Andy	"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
822	Evil Laugh	Andy	"Mwahahaha..."
886	HAHA	Andy	"HAHA!"
458	That Was Horrible	Andy	"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
473	Wasted Life	Andy	"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
433	Lightside Are The Worst	Andy	"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
475	Lucky	Andy	"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
431	No Then	Andy	"So... no, then..."
540	Sheeple	Andy	"Wake up, sheeple."
494	What Have I Done	Andy	"What have I done?!"
493	Door Slam	Misc	"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1334	Bad, Innit	Ellen	"Well, that's bad, innit?"
553	Bloomin' Dignity	Ellen	"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
516	Dinosaur Boots	Ellen	"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
614	Flail	Ellen	"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
486	Get Outta There	Ellen	"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
487	Grudge	Ellen	"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
712	It's Okay	Ellen	"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
538	Not Ideal	Ellen	"Not Ideal..."
1672	Whee	Ellen	"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
761	Wha	Ellen	"Whaa?"
1511	Dragging Corpses Song	Jane	"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
973	It Is	Jane	"No, shut up, it is..."
1385	Holding A Knife	Jane	"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1603	You Monster	Jane	"You Monster..."
534	Pretty Much	Jane	"Pretty much, yeah."
664	Rude To Ask	Jane	"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
801	Sorry 'Bout It	Jane	"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2237	Jigglypuff Song	Misc	"-jigglypuff song-"
430	It's Better This Way	Luke	"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
595	Don't Know What I Was Expecting	Luke	"Don't know what I was expecting..."
545	Aversion To Fire	Luke	"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
493	Hair	Luke	"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
901	How Dare You	Luke	"HOW DARE YOU??"
443	Muggins	Luke	"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
545	Ow	Luke	"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
433	Receipt	Luke	"Should have kept my receipt..."
467	Scurvy	Luke	"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
1924	Supercalif***	Luke	"Supercalif** you all..."*
473	Worry Too Much About Zombies	Luke	"You can worry too much about zombies..."
434	You Always Say That	Mike	"Ug, you always say that!"
411	Doing All Right	Mike	"Doing aaaaall right"
452	I'm Hungry	Mike	"What? I'm hungry..."
417	Just Kidding	Mike	"Pah! Just Kidding!"
413	Not So Much	Mike	"Eh, not so much..."
658	Not Sorry	Mike	"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
428	Out Of My Mind	Mike	"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
442	Things Go Sideways	Mike	"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
451	Strangers Online	Mike	"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
628	Everything's Going Wrong	Mike	"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
753	Forgot How To Breathe	Ellen	"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
604	Oh America	Mike	"Oh, America!"
1064	Blackmail	Jane	"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
526	Shredder Noises	Mike	"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
808	Supposed To Be Friends	Ellen	"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
595	You Mentioned	Ellen	"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
448	Talked About This	Luke	"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
435	They Looked Dangerous	Luke	"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
766	Excuses	Ellen	"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
461	Oh Come On	Luke	"D'oh... Come on!!"
510	Arcane	Mike	"Or something more arcane?"
734	Slender Song #1	Andy	"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1455	You're A Page	Andy	"You're a... page"
838	Be Cool	Jane	"Why can't you be cool?"
910	Be Cool	Andy	"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
608	I Love You Tree	Andy	"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1684	Put Him In A Box Song	Misc	"-the box song-"
1183	Take It All Off	Mike	"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
786	Chop Chop Master Onion	Andy	"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
442	Spookening Warning	Andy	"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1024	Get Slent	Andy	"Get slent."
428	Prime Slending Time	Mike	"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
570	Slender Song #2	Andy	"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
511	Bad Advice	Andy	"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
575	Why Am I In A Tree	Andy	"Why am I in a tree?"
442	Sorry 'Bout That	Andy	"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
456	Scream or Sonic Weapon	Andy	"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
415	That Was On You	Mike	"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
471	Go Away And Leave Me Alone	Andy	"Go away and leave me alone!"
510	Nobody Panicked	Mike	"The important part was nobody panicked."
652	Oh Mate	Andy	"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
560	Cars Are Impractical	Mike	"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
680	Have Fun On The Murder Farm	Andy	"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
583	Twilight Zone Barn	Andy	"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
435	Get A Hobby	Andy	"Get a hobby, or something."
442	Drink Responsibly	Mike	"Please drink responsibly!"
496	Fortifying Sip Of Tea	Andy	"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
758	Book Monster	Andy	"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
434	Slender Will Get Right InThere	Mike	"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
816	Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk	Mike	"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
491	Party Don't Start	Andy	"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1267	Loophole	Andy	"Loophole!"
1154	Haha Loophole	Andy	"Haha, loophole!"
463	Swallow Your rage	Andy	"Swallow your rage and carry on."
896	Be Polite	Jane	"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1178	Kiss From a Rose - Refrain	Andy	"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
969	Kiss From a Rose	Andy	"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
760	Feature Time Song	Misc	"-feature time song-"
432	Show Writing	Mike	"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
954	It's Called Acting	Andy	"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
820	Aww	Andy	"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
666	Weed Parties	Andy	"Weed parties..."
436	Break Up Weed Party	Mike	"Now let's break up this weed party..."
740	You're being Looked At	Misc	"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
760	Get In That Chest	Jane	"Get in that chest."
501	Treat Yourself	Misc	"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1104	Be Calm	Jane	"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
888	Mike Stealth School	Jane	"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1456	Loophole	Jane	"Loophole..."
1001	Hello Hippies	Jane	"Hello..? Hippies..?"
815	Drop It	Jane	"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
563	If You Love What You Do	Jane	"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1148	*Sht**	Mike	"Shttttttt..."*
429	Not Screw Up	Mike	"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
454	It's Fine	Andy	"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1054	He Stood Up Into My Fist	Jane	"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1083	It's Fine	Jane	"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
436	Oops, Sorry	Mike	"Oops... Sorry!"
1161	It's A Geezer	James	"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1231	Andy's Hitman Bluster	Misc	"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
778	He Swears A Lot	Luke	"He... swears, a lot..."
425	No Debate	Luke	"No conversation, no debate..."
636	Cats Picking Locks	Luke	"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
521	Swingy Swing Murder	Luke	"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
917	Meow Skyrim 1	Misc	"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
827	Oxtra Celebration	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
731	Nononono	Luke	"No. No no no no no no no..."
485	Don't Do Drugs	Luke	"Don't do drugs, kids!"
502	Slimming	Ellen	"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1113	Awww	Misc	"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
463	Today We Feast	Luke	"Today we feast!"
530	Meow Skyrim 2	Misc	"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1515	I Fully Love You	Luke	"I love you, I fully love you"
490	We'll Die Heroes	Luke	"We'll die heroes..."
717	Not Cowardly, Tactical	Ellen	"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1762	Laughing	Ellen	"-Ellen laughing-"
883	Lukehole	Luke	"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
430	He Wants To Feed	Luke	"And all he wants to do is feed..."
439	Combusting Internal Logic	Luke	"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1176	Didn't Have A Good Lawyer	James	"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5018	Do It (Palpatine)	Luke	"[as Palpatine] Do it."
821	Behead A Fox	Luke	"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
437	They Have Gems In	Luke	"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
835	On Divorce	Andy	"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
436	Okay Fine	Andy	"Or... okay, fine..."
496	Cheers Mate	Andy	"Cheers, mate..."
602	Savage	Ellen	"Savage!"
594	Only Kidding	Andy	"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
947	Leave Luke Alone	Ellen	"Leave Luke alone!"
1259	Flamingos Never Say Die	Luke	"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2311	You're A Nerd	Jane	"YOU'RE a nerd!"
893	Medulla Oblongata	Jane	"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
972	Show Of The Weekend Theme	Misc	"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
681	Homing Rocket	Jane	"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
833	Roll Music	Jane	"Roll music"
989	Building is for Nerds	Jane	"Building is for nerds"
546	As a Born Coward	Mike	"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
601	Sorry I'm Late	Misc	"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
418	It Could Be Worse	Mike	"It could be worse... That's true..."
434	Still Pretty Boring	Andy	"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
443	Waiting for Buses	Andy	"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
434	Eyes on the Road	Andy	"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
443	Calling a Cab	Andy	"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
909	Can't Believe Not a Murder	Andy	"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
628	Permanently Fainted	Andy	"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
429	Going in the Drink	Mike	"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
568	Hashtag Ridiculous!	Andy	"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
428	Jealousy	Mike	"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
690	Answer for Everything	Mike	"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
470	Cheaper than Therapy	Mike	"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
427	Tradition is Tradition	Andy	"Hey, tradition is tradition."
421	Thanks Adventure	Mike	"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
432	Call of Adventure	Mike	"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
713	Don't Play as the Horse?	Andy	"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
479	As Good as It Sounds	Andy	"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
674	Grab His Legs	Andy	"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1683	Tim Curry - Space	Misc	"SPAAICE"
505	Tim Curry - Capitalism	Misc	"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
714	Space	Misc	"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1285	Capitalism	Misc	"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
598	Got 2 B Gluing	Andy	"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
578	Mustach on an Onion	Andy	"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
643	You Rapping Good	Andy	"You rapping good."
560	Roughly Perfect	Misc	"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
418	What's Wrong	Mike	"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
491	Math	Mike	"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1008	Advanced Safety Feature	Mike	"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
469	UPS	Mike	"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
484	Atomized	Mike	"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1545	Now You're On Fire	Jane	"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
716	Don't Panic Yet	Misc	"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
445	Should We Take To The Streets	Andy	"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
461	I'll Make Up My Own Lore	Andy	"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
758	Never Go Full Mike	Jane	"Never go full Mike..."
524	Local Colour	Jane	"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
645	Locks, Caitlin	Jane	"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
783	Wonderwall	Ellen	"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
618	Unmarked Graves	Jane	"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
727	Don't Be A Dob	Ellen	"Don't be a Dob"
582	I Heard Cthulhu	Mike	"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
699	Eldritch Blast	Misc	"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
551	I Don't Conduct Electricity	Ellen	"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1108	Wickety-wa	Andy	"Wickety-wa!"
508	Hey, Mechanical Beetle	Andy	"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
971	Bin Bag, Nooo	Johnny	"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
518	I Punch Him So Hard...	Mike	"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
699	Rolling For The Bear	Johnny	"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28641	Welcome To The Soundboard!	Misc	"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
310	Someone Put Their Mouth On It	Andy	"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
311	What Pikachu Looks Like	Mike	"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
309	You're Too Slow!	Luke	"You're too slow!"
384	I'll Kill You!	Jane	"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
341	Like, Subscribe and Die	Jane	"Like and subscribe and die!"
361	Not Today, Satan	Jane	"Not Today, Satan!"
310	Sleep is Optional	Mike	"Sleep is optional"
312	Sleep is for the Weak	Jane	"Sleep is for the weak"
342	Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean	Andy	"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
316	You Are	Jane	"Shh, you are..."
309	Worst Thing I've Ever Seen	Jane	"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
315	Throw That Cat	Jane	"Decisive action: throw that cat."
320	Is He Dead	Jane	"Is he dead?"
515	We're Not OutsideXbox	Ian	"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
319	Everything was Rude	Andy	"I realise now: everything was rude."
321	Well...	Jane	"Well... well... well..."
309	Come at me, Billy	Andy	"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
316	Grenade Out	Jane	"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
313	Have a Headshot	Jane	"Have a headshot!"
319	Mercy Spree	Jane	"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
309	What the Hell was that	Mike	"What the hell was that?!"
312	OX Accepts No Responsibility	Mike	"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
316	How Numbers Work	Jane	"Because that's how numbers work"
310	It's Dangerous to go Alone	Mike	"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
309	Somebody's Gonna Have To Change	Luke	"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
314	Shame On The Unit	Luke	"Shame on the unit!"
366	Who Wants To Join My Cult	Jane	"Who wants to join MY cult?"
363	Airhorn Airhorn	Jane	"Airhorn airhorn"
319	Join My Cult	Jane	"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
339	Surprise Nemesis	Luke	"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
326	Penis Joke	Mike	"whispered* It was a joke about his penis"*
316	Thunderwave!	Misc.	"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
309	Sick of Parties	Mike	"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
307	Squidfinity Gauntlet	Ellen	"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
348	In Place of a Dark Lord	Jane	"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
310	Biking Into Silent Hill	Jane	"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
315	Batman Loophole	Ellen	"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
309	Sea of Have Fun	Mike	"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
324	Parrot	Misc.	"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
311	Unless you're a dinosaur	Ellen	"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"