"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
877
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
952
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
493
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
511
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
461
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
512
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
467
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
575
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
539
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
525
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1477
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
612
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
558
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
672
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
535
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
531
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
777
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
592
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
1828
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
838
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1666
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1075
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1532
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1759
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
583
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
729
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
862
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2366
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
452
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
644
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
588
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
533
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
990
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
481
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
600
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
455
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
508
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2136
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
511
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
455
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
437
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
477
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
438
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
436
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
714
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
451
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
473
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
480
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
683
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
822
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
652
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1163
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
579
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
882
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
660
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
479
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
464
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
840
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
498
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
545
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
806
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1609
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
915
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
990
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
656
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1853
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1291
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
851
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
475
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1119
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
453
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
629
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
553
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
628
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
478
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
486
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
437
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
506
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
546
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
703
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
604
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
746
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
624
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
466
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
468
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
537
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
833
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
464
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
892
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
529
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1384
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1249
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
498
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
972
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1291
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1060
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
823
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
454
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1033
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
874
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
730
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
461
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
802
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
840
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
529
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1202
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
988
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1621
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1104
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
893
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
607
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1292
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
447
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
483
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1182
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1195
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
469
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1263
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1352
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
847
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
451
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
696
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
569
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1006
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
898
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
798
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
525
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
556
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1238
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
498
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
580
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1648
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
528
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
781
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1915
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
977
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
455
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
470
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1285
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5384
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
898
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
471
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
913
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
468
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
536
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
665
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
632
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1046
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1386
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2536
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
982
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1050
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
749
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
911
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1088
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
600
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
664
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
439
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
461
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
472
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
463
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
471
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1002
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
683
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
455
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
612
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
447
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
747
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
508
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
453
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
445
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
466
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
783
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
507
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
721
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1834
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
541
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
779
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1417
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
642
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
620
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
692
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
597
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
445
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
534
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1086
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
509
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
517
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1704
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
790
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
480
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
498
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
843
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
571
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
716
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
888
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
683
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
830
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
641
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
772
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
614
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1231
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
557
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1100
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
564
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
783
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28813
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
378
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
370
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
368
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
450
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
401
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
426
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
368
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
373
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
394
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
377
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
375
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
378
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
378
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
626
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
370
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
374
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
366
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
370
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
370
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
370
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
367
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
370
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
376
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
370
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
368
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
369
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
424
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
417
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
372
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
392
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
393
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
374
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
370
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
370
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
416
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
370
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
375
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
371
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
377
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
376
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"