"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
995
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
1073
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
556
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
574
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
515
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
585
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
528
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
655
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
613
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
598
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1720
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
693
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
634
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
768
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
605
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
600
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
888
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
675
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
2102
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
963
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1956
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1245
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1803
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
2117
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
648
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
843
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
991
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2626
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
510
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
721
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
671
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
607
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1157
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
561
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
696
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
515
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
578
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2562
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
585
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
510
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
495
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
543
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
493
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
485
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
796
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
509
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
546
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
561
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
771
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
942
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
742
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1336
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
667
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
1015
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
757
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
544
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
536
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
961
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
572
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
609
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
937
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1851
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
1062
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1121
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
741
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
2190
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1487
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
969
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
544
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1276
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
526
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
708
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
621
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
717
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
544
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
556
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
487
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
567
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
615
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
787
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
677
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
839
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
694
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
534
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
524
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
614
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
964
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
533
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
1018
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
623
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1558
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1431
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
565
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1114
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1493
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1238
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
943
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
514
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1165
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
983
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
847
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
532
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
910
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
988
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
601
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1389
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1137
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1873
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1278
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
1035
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
688
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1575
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
505
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
548
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1389
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1372
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
537
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1458
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1591
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
980
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
507
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
798
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
652
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1142
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
1016
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
925
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
615
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
645
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1436
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
572
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
654
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1847
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
597
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
901
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
2193
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1133
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
519
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
543
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1495
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
6227
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
1043
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
545
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
1053
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
523
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
613
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
762
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
706
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1220
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1585
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2992
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1132
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1185
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
875
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
1045
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1306
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
675
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
760
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
495
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
514
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
536
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
517
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
532
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1134
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
770
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
512
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
683
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
506
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
842
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
580
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
509
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
497
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
531
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
890
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
560
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
807
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
2169
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
636
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
884
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1620
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
720
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
699
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
770
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
674
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
500
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
612
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1218
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
583
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
587
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
2005
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
918
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
543
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
567
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
986
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
648
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
834
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
1054
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
789
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
1000
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
746
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
917
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
698
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1463
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
634
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1334
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
644
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
912
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
29170
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
483
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
473
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
448
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
589
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
529
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
558
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
458
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
480
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
492
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
479
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
485
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
485
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
491
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
827
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
473
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
481
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
449
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
479
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
483
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
483
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
456
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
476
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
483
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
451
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
460
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
459
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
550
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
552
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
493
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
509
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
505
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
479
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
456
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
454
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
548
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
483
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
485
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
468
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
496
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
482
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
139
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
151
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
155
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
143
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
144
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
149
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
143
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
156
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
137
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
198
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
142
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
140
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
139
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
139
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."