"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
907
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
983
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
507
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
526
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
473
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
527
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
481
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
591
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
557
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
541
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1542
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
632
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
573
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
697
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
549
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
549
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
807
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
613
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
1887
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
873
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1735
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1117
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1608
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1841
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
596
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
756
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
899
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2422
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
470
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
662
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
609
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
551
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1034
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
499
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
621
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
472
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
528
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2234
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
528
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
469
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
451
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
491
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
453
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
450
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
740
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
469
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
492
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
504
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
711
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
851
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
675
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1206
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
601
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
918
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
688
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
497
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
485
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
873
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
521
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
562
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
839
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1671
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
949
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1027
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
673
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1930
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1346
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
879
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
495
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1161
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
472
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
642
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
567
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
645
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
494
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
503
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
454
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
522
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
561
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
721
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
624
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
765
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
642
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
484
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
480
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
556
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
870
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
482
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
932
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
554
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1423
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1286
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
514
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1010
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1352
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1124
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
856
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
470
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1069
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
910
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
754
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
479
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
829
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
874
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
547
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1248
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1030
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1682
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1148
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
925
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
623
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1353
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
464
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
497
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1235
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1246
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
484
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1305
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1406
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
883
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
469
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
717
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
588
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1041
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
931
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
841
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
546
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
575
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1282
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
520
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
596
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1696
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
548
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
812
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1977
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1020
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
472
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
493
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1338
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5550
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
939
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
487
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
954
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
481
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
557
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
693
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
650
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1097
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1440
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2654
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1020
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1083
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
783
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
948
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1144
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
617
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
684
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
455
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
476
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
486
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
478
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
486
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1041
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
710
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
472
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
630
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
462
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
776
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
527
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
468
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
460
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
484
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
810
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
520
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
738
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1909
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
554
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
805
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1468
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
658
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
641
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
712
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
614
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
460
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
552
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1130
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
528
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
537
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1777
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
825
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
493
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
513
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
885
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
597
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
746
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
929
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
710
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
868
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
672
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
807
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
632
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1274
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
574
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1162
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
584
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
819
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28889
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
404
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
395
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
396
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
489
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
433
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
461
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
392
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
398
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
420
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
405
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
400
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
407
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
407
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
666
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
396
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
404
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
387
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
399
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
394
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
398
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
394
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
398
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
405
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
393
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
393
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
391
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
459
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
455
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
399
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
425
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
425
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
402
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
396
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
390
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
464
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
396
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
402
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
398
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
410
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
399
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
30
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
32
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
39
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
31
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
33
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
30
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
37
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
52
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
29
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
31
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
31
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
29
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
31
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
31
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."