"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
906
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
982
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
507
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
525
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
472
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
525
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
480
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
590
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
557
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
540
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1535
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
631
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
571
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
695
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
549
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
549
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
806
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
613
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
1882
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
871
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1730
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1114
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1604
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1836
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
595
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
754
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
897
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2419
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
470
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
662
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
608
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
550
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1029
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
498
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
621
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
472
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
527
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2223
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
527
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
469
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
451
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
491
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
453
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
450
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
740
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
469
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
491
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
503
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
710
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
849
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
674
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1202
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
600
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
915
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
688
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
495
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
485
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
871
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
520
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
562
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
836
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1664
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
945
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1024
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
673
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1925
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1340
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
876
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
494
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1157
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
471
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
641
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
566
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
644
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
494
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
502
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
453
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
522
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
560
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
721
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
622
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
765
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
639
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
483
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
480
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
556
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
866
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
481
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
929
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
553
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1417
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1282
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
513
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1008
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1346
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1120
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
852
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
469
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1066
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
908
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
754
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
478
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
828
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
872
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
547
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1243
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1028
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1674
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1143
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
923
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
622
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1348
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
463
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
497
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1230
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1241
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
484
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1299
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1401
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
880
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
468
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
716
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
587
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1039
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
929
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
840
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
544
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
571
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1279
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
518
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
595
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1692
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
546
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
809
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1972
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1017
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
472
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
493
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1333
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5525
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
937
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
486
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
952
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
480
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
557
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
692
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
648
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1093
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1434
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2644
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1018
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1080
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
782
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
946
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1139
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
616
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
684
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
454
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
476
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
486
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
478
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
486
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1037
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
710
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
471
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
629
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
461
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
776
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
526
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
468
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
460
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
482
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
807
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
519
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
738
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1902
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
552
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
805
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1463
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
656
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
640
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
711
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
613
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
460
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
551
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1127
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
527
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
535
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1771
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
824
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
491
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
513
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
883
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
595
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
744
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
927
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
709
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
865
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
670
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
805
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
630
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1271
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
574
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1157
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
582
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
818
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28880
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
404
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
392
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
396
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
486
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
429
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
458
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
389
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
397
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
418
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
402
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
398
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
405
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
403
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
663
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
394
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
404
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
387
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
397
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
392
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
395
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
392
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
396
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
404
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
393
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
391
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
390
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
457
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
453
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
396
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
422
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
424
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
401
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
392
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
389
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
462
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
395
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
402
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
397
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
408
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
397
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
26
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
30
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
36
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
27
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
30
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
27
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
32
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
45
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
28
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
27
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
26
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
26
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
25
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
25
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."