"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
988
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
1067
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
550
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
570
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
511
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
580
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
522
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
651
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
608
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
595
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1708
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
686
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
626
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
764
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
601
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
595
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
880
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
670
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
2073
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
956
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1937
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1234
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1788
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
2091
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
641
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
832
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
982
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2610
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
506
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
718
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
665
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
601
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1148
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
550
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
689
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
511
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
573
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2538
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
581
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
505
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
491
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
537
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
487
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
480
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
790
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
505
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
541
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
557
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
766
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
937
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
736
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1325
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
661
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
1004
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
749
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
537
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
532
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
956
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
568
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
605
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
929
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1834
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
1055
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1114
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
734
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
2170
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1478
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
961
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
540
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1266
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
520
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
702
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
617
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
711
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
540
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
550
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
482
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
563
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
609
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
781
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
672
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
832
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
688
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
529
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
518
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
611
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
959
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
525
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
1014
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
615
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1547
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1420
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
560
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1106
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1481
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1228
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
939
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
509
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1160
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
979
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
841
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
527
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
903
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
981
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
596
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1375
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1128
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1854
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1268
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
1028
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
680
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1548
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
500
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
541
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1376
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1357
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
532
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1444
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1581
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
972
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
504
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
788
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
642
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1139
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
1011
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
916
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
610
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
639
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1426
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
565
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
650
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1837
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
593
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
892
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
2175
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1129
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
512
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
538
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1481
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
6135
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
1032
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
540
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
1044
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
518
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
607
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
759
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
702
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1209
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1570
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2946
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1123
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1177
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
864
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
1039
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1294
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
667
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
752
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
490
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
509
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
529
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
511
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
525
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1129
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
766
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
507
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
679
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
503
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
835
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
575
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
504
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
492
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
526
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
883
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
555
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
801
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
2148
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
628
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
877
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1610
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
714
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
692
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
766
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
670
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
496
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
607
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1210
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
578
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
582
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1981
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
913
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
538
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
562
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
976
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
641
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
824
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
1047
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
781
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
990
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
739
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
910
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
689
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1454
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
630
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1321
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
638
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
907
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
29140
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
475
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
469
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
443
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
577
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
523
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
547
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
452
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
470
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
483
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
471
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
479
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
475
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
480
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
816
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
467
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
474
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
442
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
471
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
475
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
474
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
451
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
471
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
475
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
448
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
456
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
454
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
543
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
545
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
486
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
498
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
499
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
475
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
452
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
448
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
544
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
475
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
477
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
460
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
485
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
475
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
134
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
142
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
150
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
137
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
138
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
141
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
138
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
150
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
131
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
191
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
134
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
131
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
131
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
131
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."