"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
989
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
1067
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
551
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
570
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
511
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
580
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
523
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
651
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
609
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
595
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1710
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
687
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
627
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
764
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
602
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
596
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
883
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
671
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
2079
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
957
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1942
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1237
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1795
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
2103
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
642
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
837
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
983
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2615
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
507
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
718
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
665
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
602
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1148
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
551
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
690
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
512
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
573
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2544
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
581
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
506
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
492
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
538
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
488
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
481
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
792
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
506
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
542
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
557
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
766
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
938
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
736
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1328
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
662
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
1005
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
749
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
539
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
533
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
957
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
568
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
605
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
929
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1839
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
1056
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1114
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
734
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
2172
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1480
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
961
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
541
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1269
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
521
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
703
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
617
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
712
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
541
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
551
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
482
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
563
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
610
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
781
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
672
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
834
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
690
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
530
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
519
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
611
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
959
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
528
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
1014
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
616
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1549
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1421
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
560
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1107
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1483
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1229
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
939
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
510
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1160
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
979
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
843
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
528
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
904
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
982
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
597
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1376
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1130
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1858
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1270
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
1029
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
681
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1550
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
501
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
543
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1378
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1358
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
533
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1447
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1584
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
974
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
504
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
790
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
643
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1139
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
1011
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
918
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
611
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
640
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1428
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
565
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
651
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1840
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
594
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
894
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
2180
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1129
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
513
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
539
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1485
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
6156
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
1034
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
541
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
1045
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
519
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
608
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
759
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
702
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1211
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1570
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2958
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1126
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1177
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
868
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
1039
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1296
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
668
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
752
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
491
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
510
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
530
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
511
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
526
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1130
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
766
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
507
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
680
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
503
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
837
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
576
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
505
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
493
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
527
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
884
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
556
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
802
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
2152
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
628
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
879
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1612
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
714
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
693
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
766
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
670
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
497
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
608
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1212
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
579
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
583
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1988
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
913
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
539
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
563
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
977
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
642
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
827
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
1047
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
783
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
990
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
739
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
911
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
691
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1455
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
630
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1322
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
639
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
908
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
29146
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
477
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
470
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
445
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
580
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
523
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
548
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
453
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
472
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
483
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
472
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
480
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
478
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
483
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
818
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
468
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
475
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
444
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
472
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
477
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
476
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
453
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
472
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
475
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
448
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
457
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
455
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
543
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
545
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
488
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
499
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
499
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
475
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
453
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
451
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
544
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
477
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
479
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
462
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
488
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
476
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
135
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
144
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
151
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
138
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
139
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
144
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
138
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
151
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
133
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
192
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
135
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
132
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
133
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
135
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."