"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
898
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
972
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
503
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
521
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
469
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
521
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
477
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
586
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
552
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
535
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1522
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
626
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
568
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
690
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
546
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
541
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
799
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
608
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
1868
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
865
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1712
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1101
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1587
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1813
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
589
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
748
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
890
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2403
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
468
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
659
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
604
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
546
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1018
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
494
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
617
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
467
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
525
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2204
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
523
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
466
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
448
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
486
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
449
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
445
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
734
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
464
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
485
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
498
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
704
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
844
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
667
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1191
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
595
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
910
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
683
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
492
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
481
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
866
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
510
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
556
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
828
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1646
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
936
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1013
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
669
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1908
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1328
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
868
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
492
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1144
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
468
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
637
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
564
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
639
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
490
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
499
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
449
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
517
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
555
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
715
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
616
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
760
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
634
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
478
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
476
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
549
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
855
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
476
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
921
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
545
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1409
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1270
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
509
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
999
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1319
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1087
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
847
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
465
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1052
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
895
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
746
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
474
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
825
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
865
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
544
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1234
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1022
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1660
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1130
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
918
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
616
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1332
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
459
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
494
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1215
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1228
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
480
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1288
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1391
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
874
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
463
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
712
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
583
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1033
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
924
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
823
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
537
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
568
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1268
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
513
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
593
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1678
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
540
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
803
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
1959
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1007
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
468
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
489
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1319
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5486
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
931
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
484
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
943
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
477
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
549
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
686
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
644
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1081
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1422
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2616
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1008
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1073
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
774
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
938
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1110
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
610
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
681
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
451
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
472
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
484
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
475
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
481
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1028
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
704
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
468
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
624
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
457
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
769
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
522
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
464
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
457
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
478
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
804
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
516
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
732
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1881
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
550
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
802
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1447
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
652
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
634
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
705
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
609
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
456
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
544
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1115
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
523
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
529
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1751
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
816
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
488
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
510
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
876
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
589
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
737
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
920
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
703
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
860
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
665
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
801
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
627
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1260
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
568
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1147
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
578
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
812
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28865
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
398
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
389
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
388
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
474
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
420
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
449
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
384
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
387
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
413
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
395
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
391
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
397
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
394
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
657
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
389
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
395
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
383
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
388
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
385
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
389
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
387
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
393
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
396
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
388
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
387
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
385
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
449
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
442
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
389
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
417
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
419
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
396
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
388
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
385
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
454
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
387
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
394
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
394
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
403
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
392
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
19
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
24
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
27
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
19
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
23
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
22
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
26
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
32
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
20
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
18
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
16
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
18
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
17
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
17
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."