"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
919
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
995
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
512
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
530
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
477
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
530
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
484
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
594
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
562
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
547
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1556
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
637
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
576
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
699
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
551
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
551
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
814
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
617
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
1909
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
879
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1760
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1132
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1626
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
1872
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
598
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
761
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
904
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2436
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
474
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
667
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
618
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
556
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1046
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
503
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
627
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
474
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
532
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2266
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
534
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
471
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
454
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
494
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
456
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
454
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
744
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
472
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
495
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
510
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
715
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
855
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
681
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1220
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
607
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
925
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
691
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
500
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
491
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
879
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
525
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
564
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
847
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1690
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
959
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1038
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
680
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
1957
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1364
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
890
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
499
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1175
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
475
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
648
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
574
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
651
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
499
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
508
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
456
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
526
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
564
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
728
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
628
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
772
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
647
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
488
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
483
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
564
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
883
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
484
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
941
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
560
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1439
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1300
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
518
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1019
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1365
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1136
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
864
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
473
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1080
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
921
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
762
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
484
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
834
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
886
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
553
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1259
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1040
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1699
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1165
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
933
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
628
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1378
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
466
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
501
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1248
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1258
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
488
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1322
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1429
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
894
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
473
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
725
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
595
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1051
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
938
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
848
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
553
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
577
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1299
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
524
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
602
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1715
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
550
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
817
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
2003
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1032
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
475
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
499
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1356
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
5643
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
949
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
495
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
963
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
484
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
562
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
696
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
656
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1113
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1454
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2687
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1033
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1097
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
790
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
954
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1157
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
620
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
690
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
458
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
478
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
488
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
480
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
491
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1049
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
715
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
475
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
634
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
463
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
782
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
530
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
471
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
461
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
488
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
820
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
524
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
743
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
1940
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
565
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
818
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1486
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
665
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
645
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
717
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
620
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
461
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
557
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1135
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
532
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
540
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1801
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
835
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
499
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
519
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
892
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
600
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
749
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
943
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
714
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
878
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
681
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
814
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
634
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1306
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
581
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1180
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
587
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
826
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
28918
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
412
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
407
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
405
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
498
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
440
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
468
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
401
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
406
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
427
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
408
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
407
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
409
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
414
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
682
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
404
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
408
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
395
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
408
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
404
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
404
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
406
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
406
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
411
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
403
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
402
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
399
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
468
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
465
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
408
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
432
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
432
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
411
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
404
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
397
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
469
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
406
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
410
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
409
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
418
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
405
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
43
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
49
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
56
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
45
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
46
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
44
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
46
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
65
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
46
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
46
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
44
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
45
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
46
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
46
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."