"Oh no, look at him, he's not angry, just disappointed..."
977
Evil Laugh
Andy
"Mwahahaha..."
1054
HAHA
Andy
"HAHA!"
544
That Was Horrible
Andy
"Oh, geez! Oh, man...that was so much more horrible than I thought it would be..."
564
Wasted Life
Andy
"Congratulations! You've wasted precious hours of the only life you'll ever have..."
509
Lightside Are The Worst
Andy
"Ugh, light side are the worst!"
573
Lucky
Andy
"HAHA! No way! Oh my god... I am the luckiest hitman!"
517
No Then
Andy
"So... no, then..."
641
Sheeple
Andy
"Wake up, sheeple."
600
What Have I Done
Andy
"What have I done?!"
589
Door Slam
Misc
"-stomping footsteps followed by a slamming door-"
1681
Bad, Innit
Ellen
"Well, that's bad, innit?"
677
Bloomin' Dignity
Ellen
"...so he can die with a bit of bloomin' dignity..."
615
Dinosaur Boots
Ellen
"Maybe if the dinosaurs had had boots, things would have turned out very differently."
751
Flail
Ellen
"Flail for a bit if you need to!"
593
Get Outta There
Ellen
"Urrgh, get outta there... get outta there!"
590
Grudge
Ellen
"Geez, sorry, no need to hold such a grudge, pfft..."
866
It's Okay
Ellen
"[woo?] It's okay, s'okay buddy..."
658
Not Ideal
Ellen
"Not Ideal..."
2046
Whee
Ellen
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
946
Wha
Ellen
"Whaa?"
1898
Dragging Corpses Song
Jane
"[singing] Dragging, dragging... Dragging corpses to the seaaa"
1218
It Is
Jane
"No, shut up, it is..."
1751
Holding A Knife
Jane
"Don't criticise me when I'm holding a knife"
2053
You Monster
Jane
"You Monster..."
633
Pretty Much
Jane
"Pretty much, yeah."
822
Rude To Ask
Jane
"It would be rude to ask, and... I don't want to piss her off, do you?"
974
Sorry 'Bout It
Jane
"Sorry 'bout it, bro..."
2582
Jigglypuff Song
Misc
"-jigglypuff song-"
501
It's Better This Way
Luke
"Honestly, it's better this way guys..."
709
Don't Know What I Was Expecting
Luke
"Don't know what I was expecting..."
655
Aversion To Fire
Luke
"What is you massive aversion to everything being on fire?"
595
Hair
Luke
"The real victim, I think we can all agree, was our hair."
1124
How Dare You
Luke
"HOW DARE YOU??"
541
Muggins
Luke
"And who's going to have to clean up this mess? Muggins here."
679
Ow
Luke
"Ow. Owow. Owow, ow, ow..."
507
Receipt
Luke
"Should have kept my receipt..."
569
Scurvy
Luke
"Which is a bit like protecting against scurvy by jumping into a volcano... but hey, you do you..."
2482
Supercalif***
Luke
"Supercalif*** you all..."
575
Worry Too Much About Zombies
Luke
"You can worry too much about zombies..."
501
You Always Say That
Mike
"Ug, you always say that!"
487
Doing All Right
Mike
"Doing aaaaall right"
530
I'm Hungry
Mike
"What? I'm hungry..."
483
Just Kidding
Mike
"Pah! Just Kidding!"
478
Not So Much
Mike
"Eh, not so much..."
780
Not Sorry
Mike
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [whispers] I'm not sorry"
502
Out Of My Mind
Mike
"Yup, I am completely out of my mind"
533
Things Go Sideways
Mike
"Things go sideways faster than a crab in running shoes"
552
Strangers Online
Mike
"I had to cooperate... with strangers... online"
756
Everything's Going Wrong
Mike
"The music's gone tense, they've found a body, everything's going wrong, as usual..."
925
Forgot How To Breathe
Ellen
"You know when you wake up one day and you just forget how to breathe?"
729
Oh America
Mike
"Oh, America!"
1305
Blackmail
Jane
"Only kidding... It was blackmail..."
650
Shredder Noises
Mike
"[shredder noises]... yes... YEEES!"
993
Supposed To Be Friends
Ellen
"Gimme a break, beacuse this is not easy and we're supposed to be friends!"
737
You Mentioned
Ellen
"You mentioned... Thanks for your input..."
533
Talked About This
Luke
"We've talk-... talk, talked about this so, so many... so, so many times..."
529
They Looked Dangerous
Luke
"They looked... dangerous, very, very dangerous... it was self defense really..."
940
Excuses
Ellen
"No I'm not making excuses, you are, shut up!"
562
Oh Come On
Luke
"D'oh... Come on!!"
598
Arcane
Mike
"Or something more arcane?"
911
Slender Song #1
Andy
"AAAAHHH, OOOHHHoooohhh, [singing] Slenderman, leave us alone, we don't want any trouble from the slenderman..."
1805
You're A Page
Andy
"You're a... page"
1038
Be Cool
Jane
"Why can't you be cool?"
1097
Be Cool
Andy
"Be cool- BE COOL!!!"
725
I Love You Tree
Andy
"I love you tree... You'll never murder me again..."
2135
Put Him In A Box Song
Misc
"-the box song-"
1458
Take It All Off
Mike
"Phwoar, you know what I love? Women, with barely anything on! Go on, take it all off. Yeah, everything, arms and legs as well. Go on, take your head off for the lads... Said literally no one ever."
951
Chop Chop Master Onion
Andy
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... it's all in my eyes!"
531
Spookening Warning
Andy
"Should be pretty spooky, so be warned. About the spookening. That's about to happen"
1249
Get Slent
Andy
"Get slent."
515
Prime Slending Time
Mike
"That's his, like, prime slending time!"
689
Slender Song #2
Andy
"[singing] OOOhh-oh-oh-oh, run away, from the Slenderman... what, LOOK? No!"
609
Bad Advice
Andy
"Why would I even do that? You're so full of bad advice!"
702
Why Am I In A Tree
Andy
"Why am I in a tree?"
535
Sorry 'Bout That
Andy
"...Yeaaaah, sorry 'bout that..."
546
Scream or Sonic Weapon
Andy
"Well, I mean, I guess you could call it a scream but it's a sort of high pitched sonic weapon..."
480
That Was On You
Mike
"That was on you, buddy... that was on you..."
558
Go Away And Leave Me Alone
Andy
"Go away and leave me alone!"
602
Nobody Panicked
Mike
"The important part was nobody panicked."
773
Oh Mate
Andy
"Oh, MATE, just... aarrrggghhhh..."
663
Cars Are Impractical
Mike
"Cars are massively, massively impractical, but... I've got two anyway."
824
Have Fun On The Murder Farm
Andy
"I will also have fun on the murder farm."
681
Twilight Zone Barn
Andy
"What looks like an ordinary barn is in fact a nightmare. Charlie Matheson went into this barn thinking he'd find grain but instead... he found the Twilight Zone."
524
Get A Hobby
Andy
"Get a hobby, or something."
514
Drink Responsibly
Mike
"Please drink responsibly!"
605
Fortifying Sip Of Tea
Andy
"I'm just gonna take a fortifying sip of tea before I carry on."
947
Book Monster
Andy
"Aaaaahhh, book monster!"
518
Slender Will Get Right InThere
Mike
"Close that, a slender will get right in there if you're not careful!"
1002
Getting TechnicallyANerd Drunk
Mike
"Well, just know that you're getting TechnicallyANerd extremely drunk..."
606
Party Don't Start
Andy
"Well, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Parenthesis, and then kill everyone, close parenthesis..."
1527
Loophole
Andy
"Loophole!"
1395
Haha Loophole
Andy
"Haha, loophole!"
553
Swallow Your rage
Andy
"Swallow your rage and carry on."
1089
Be Polite
Jane
"Well, you should always be polite to people who hold your life in their hands..."
1464
Kiss From a Rose - Refrain
Andy
"-hums part of Kiss From a Rose-"
1210
Kiss From a Rose
Andy
"-sings Kiss From a Rose-"
931
Feature Time Song
Misc
"-feature time song-"
506
Show Writing
Mike
"You know, I think the writing on the show has got better"
1143
It's Called Acting
Andy
"Uh, it's called acting, James?"
972
Aww
Andy
"Awwww AAAAWWWWWWW"
831
Weed Parties
Andy
"Weed parties..."
522
Break Up Weed Party
Mike
"Now let's break up this weed party..."
891
You're being Looked At
Misc
"Carefuuuuuul, you're being looked at... By who, why? I dunno, you're just being looked at! Okay"
969
Get In That Chest
Jane
"Get in that chest."
589
Treat Yourself
Misc
"You never know... Might want to treat yourself."
1347
Be Calm
Jane
"Be calm! Be cool, guys!"
1111
Mike Stealth School
Jane
"Another lesson from the Mike stealth school!"
1826
Loophole
Jane
"Loophole..."
1251
Hello Hippies
Jane
"Hello..? Hippies..?"
1013
Drop It
Jane
"Drop-drop-drop it, drop it!"
671
If You Love What You Do
Jane
"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
1513
Sh*t
Mike
"Sh*ttttttt..."
496
Not Screw Up
Mike
"I wanna do a similar thing but just not mess it up."
535
It's Fine
Andy
"No no no, it's fine, it's fine..."
1346
He Stood Up Into My Fist
Jane
"He like, stood up into my fist, basically..."
1338
It's Fine
Jane
"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
526
Oops, Sorry
Mike
"Oops... Sorry!"
1423
It's A Geezer
James
"Oh, it's a geezer..."
1549
Andy's Hitman Bluster
Misc
"-Andy claims everything is fine while being shot-"
961
He Swears A Lot
Luke
"He... swears, a lot..."
501
No Debate
Luke
"No conversation, no debate..."
778
Cats Picking Locks
Luke
"Cats are notoriously good at picking locks..."
635
Swingy Swing Murder
Luke
"No, I pressed the button to make the axe go swingy-swing before he surrendered!"
1121
Meow Skyrim 1
Misc
"-Skyrim main theme, but meowed-"
1002
Oxtra Celebration
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cheer-"
907
Nononono
Luke
"No. No no no no no no no..."
599
Don't Do Drugs
Luke
"Don't do drugs, kids!"
630
Slimming
Ellen
"I mean, it's very slimming..."
1400
Awww
Misc
"-Luke and Ellen cooing"
559
Today We Feast
Luke
"Today we feast!"
642
Meow Skyrim 2
Misc
"-Secondary Skyrim theme, but meowed-"
1818
I Fully Love You
Luke
"I love you, I fully love you"
589
We'll Die Heroes
Luke
"We'll die heroes..."
883
Not Cowardly, Tactical
Ellen
"It's not cowardly, it's tactical..."
2148
Laughing
Ellen
"-Ellen laughing-"
1110
Lukehole
Luke
"It's a hole. I tested it... and it's a hole..."
508
He Wants To Feed
Luke
"And all he wants to do is feed..."
534
Combusting Internal Logic
Luke
"I forced him to combust his internal logic."
1459
Didn't Have A Good Lawyer
James
"They didn't have a good lawyer!"
6058
Do It (Palpatine)
Luke
"[as Palpatine] Do it."
1014
Behead A Fox
Luke
"I can't use the Master Sword, the sword that seals the darkness, to behead a fox..."
536
They Have Gems In
Luke
"I do smash them... but to be fair, sometimes they have gems in!"
1030
On Divorce
Andy
"I guess it's not technically a divorce, unless you count the groom's head being divorced from his body, and we do..."
511
Okay Fine
Andy
"Or... okay, fine..."
601
Cheers Mate
Andy
"Cheers, mate..."
750
Savage
Ellen
"Savage!"
696
Only Kidding
Andy
"Only kidding... or am I? No, I am kidding... or am I? No, I AM kidding... [whispers] but am I?"
1188
Leave Luke Alone
Ellen
"Leave Luke alone!"
1553
Flamingos Never Say Die
Luke
"F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.S. never say die..."
2888
You're A Nerd
Jane
"YOU'RE a nerd!"
1103
Medulla Oblongata
Jane
"Right in the medulla oblongata!"
1158
Show Of The Weekend Theme
Misc
"-Show of the Weekend theme-"
853
Homing Rocket
Jane
"And now the HR department won't let me expense my homing rockets..."
1027
Roll Music
Jane
"Roll music"
1278
Building is for Nerds
Jane
"Building is for nerds"
657
As a Born Coward
Mike
"As a born coward, these are definitely the game for me."
742
Sorry I'm Late
Misc
"Sorry, sorry I'm late, I had a nightmare with the buses... Aha! You forgot to bail out in time... What? No..."
485
It Could Be Worse
Mike
"It could be worse... That's true..."
506
Still Pretty Boring
Andy
"The verdict? Still pretty Boring!"
525
Waiting for Buses
Andy
"You know how it is with buses, you wait for ages and then 300 zombies turned up at once!"
508
Eyes on the Road
Andy
"Yeah, eyes on the road mate."
522
Calling a Cab
Andy
"That's it, I'm calling a cab."
1110
Can't Believe Not a Murder
Andy
"Or as we like to call it, 'I can't believe it's not murder.'"
762
Permanently Fainted
Andy
"'fainted'... permanently fainted..."
503
Going in the Drink
Mike
"I'm terribly sorry but you're going in the drink."
674
Hashtag Ridiculous!
Andy
"It's not #relatable, it's #ridiculous!"
496
Jealousy
Mike
"Jealousy is an ugly emotion..."
828
Answer for Everything
Mike
"Sigh thats your answer for everything..."
570
Cheaper than Therapy
Mike
"Still... It is cheaper than therapy."
498
Tradition is Tradition
Andy
"Hey, tradition is tradition."
490
Thanks Adventure
Mike
"Yeah, thanks a lot adventure."
521
Call of Adventure
Mike
"Riiiight, Maybe let the call of adventure go through to voicemail next time."
875
Don't Play as the Horse?
Andy
"Wait... You don't play as the horse? Why does everyone love this game?"
551
As Good as It Sounds
Andy
"Which, it turns out, is about as good for you as it sounds."
793
Grab His Legs
Andy
"Right, to the temple with you! Help me grab his legs!"
2076
Tim Curry - Space
Misc
"SPAAICE"
616
Tim Curry - Capitalism
Misc
"I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalsim... SPAAICE"
864
Space
Misc
"-The team says SPAAICE like Tim Curry-"
1587
Capitalism
Misc
"-The team does Tim Curry's capitalism bit-"
706
Got 2 B Gluing
Andy
"Just got to put glue on the felt. Got to be gluing."
685
Mustach on an Onion
Andy
"You know when you are at work..and you have to put a mustach on an onion.Yep"
760
You Rapping Good
Andy
"You rapping good."
661
Roughly Perfect
Misc
"Perfect... roughly perfect... roughly almost perfect... roughly basically almost exactly right."
491
What's Wrong
Mike
"Do I even need to tell you what is wrong with that?"
598
Math
Mike
"I did the maths, because I'm a nerd, that's what nerds do."
1197
Advanced Safety Feature
Mike
"Advanced safety feature, or just terrible writing? who can tell?"
573
UPS
Mike
"Was that a UPS truck? Because that would explain a lot about the state of my parcels arrive in."
578
Atomized
Mike
"But I would like to think that every time I pull into a gas station, I'm not half a meter from being completely atomized."
1945
Now You're On Fire
Jane
"You couldn't just let it alone, and now you're on fire."
900
Don't Panic Yet
Misc
"Mike: Don't panic yet... Luke: I'm gonna panic!"
533
Should We Take To The Streets
Andy
"Should we take to the streets and start burning cars?"
556
I'll Make Up My Own Lore
Andy
"No no, I'll make up my own lore... my own rich lore..."
960
Never Go Full Mike
Jane
"Never go full Mike..."
633
Local Colour
Jane
"Eh, that's just a bit of local colour."
816
Locks, Caitlin
Jane
"Aha, it's not my fault if you're gonna cheap out on something as important as locks, Caitlin..."
1021
Wonderwall
Ellen
"Anway, here's Wonderwall"
772
Unmarked Graves
Jane
"It'll be unmarked graves for the lot of us..."
966
Don't Be A Dob
Ellen
"Don't be a Dob"
729
I Heard Cthulhu
Mike
"I think I heard Cthulhu that time!"
893
Eldritch Blast
Misc
"[audience chants eldtritch blast]"
680
I Don't Conduct Electricity
Ellen
"I'm a woodelf so I don't conduct electricity"
1414
Wickety-wa
Andy
"Wickety-wa!"
623
Hey, Mechanical Beetle
Andy
"Hey, you big mechanical beetle, guess what... wickety-wa!"
1296
Bin Bag, Nooo
Johnny
"[as Bin Bag] Noooooo!"
630
I Punch Him So Hard...
Mike
"I punch him so hard that his head comes off"
895
Rolling For The Bear
Johnny
"I'm sorry, I'm just... rolling for the bear..."
29106
Welcome To The Soundboard!
Misc
"Hello-welcome to the Outside Xbox-Xtra soundboard... soundboard... (Andy...)"
465
Someone Put Their Mouth On It
Andy
"No-no Jane, someone went there and put their mouth on it!"
461
What Pikachu Looks Like
Mike
"'Cause you don't know what Pikachu looks like"
435
You're Too Slow!
Luke
"You're too slow!"
569
I'll Kill You!
Jane
"I'll kill you, you stupid mushroom!"
509
Like, Subscribe and Die
Jane
"Like and subscribe and die!"
536
Not Today, Satan
Jane
"Not Today, Satan!"
444
Sleep is Optional
Mike
"Sleep is optional"
462
Sleep is for the Weak
Jane
"Sleep is for the weak"
473
Throwing Muffins at Sean Bean
Andy
"Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean?"
463
You Are
Jane
"Shh, you are..."
466
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Jane
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen..."
464
Throw That Cat
Jane
"Decisive action: throw that cat."
468
Is He Dead
Jane
"Is he dead?"
790
We're Not OutsideXbox
Ian
"We're not OutsideXbox, we can play it with the swears."
462
Everything was Rude
Andy
"I realise now: everything was rude."
466
Well...
Jane
"Well... well... well..."
436
Come at me, Billy
Andy
"Yeah, come at me, Billy the Kid!"
461
Grenade Out
Jane
"Grenade out! Aaaand I'm out of grenades. Fine."
461
Have a Headshot
Jane
"Have a headshot!"
465
Mercy Spree
Jane
"I'm on a spree. Of mercy. A mercy spree."
446
What the Hell was that
Mike
"What the hell was that?!"
464
OX Accepts No Responsibility
Mike
"OutsideXbox accepts no responsibility for laptops broken while high-fiving virtual us-es."
462
How Numbers Work
Jane
"Because that's how numbers work"
440
It's Dangerous to go Alone
Mike
"It's dangerous to go alone - take this!"
444
Somebody's Gonna Have To Change
Luke
"Well, somebody's gonna have to go change... and it ain't gonna be me..."
447
Shame On The Unit
Luke
"Shame on the unit!"
528
Who Wants To Join My Cult
Jane
"Who wants to join MY cult?"
530
Airhorn Airhorn
Jane
"Airhorn airhorn"
475
Join My Cult
Jane
"Alright, I propose everyone joins MY cult..."
488
Surprise Nemesis
Luke
"No! NOOO! Noo! Hell is empty and all the demons are here!"
484
Penis Joke
Mike
"*whispered* It was a joke about his penis"
466
Thunderwave!
Misc.
"Luke and Andy singing thunderwave"
447
Sick of Parties
Mike
"Luke: You said you were sick! Mike: yeah, sick of your stupid birthday parties"
438
Squidfinity Gauntlet
Ellen
"Tremble heroes, before the awesome power of the Squidfinity Gauntlet!"
534
In Place of a Dark Lord
Jane
"A wise woman once said, 'In place of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn,' and I think we can all identify with that"
462
Biking Into Silent Hill
Jane
"Biking straight into Silent Hill"
466
Batman Loophole
Ellen
"So Batman would only be killing people because the Joker has taken over his mind, so... (Andy: Loophole!)"
451
Sea of Have Fun
Mike
"It's called Sea of Thieves Andy, not Sea of Have Fun"
473
Parrot
Misc.
"Luke: Ellen if you could put it into words, how are you finding Mario Odyssey? Ellen: Parrot"
466
Unless you're a dinosaur
Ellen
"I mean, unless you're a dinosaur, which you're probably not. Unless you are, in which case please get in touch, we have questions"
123
No Need To Frisk
Jane
"Yeah, they don't need to frisk you when they can see a shotgun on your back"
128
Sparks of joy
Mike
"Every single bit of my junk is sparks of joy"
135
Honourary Boos
Misc.
"Jane:'Great pun work, well done. Honourary boos all around.' Luke: 'Lovely stuff' Ellen:'BOOO! *whispering* that's really good'"
123
Friend of my Friend
Jane
"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then logically the friend of my friend must be my enemy. Which explains why my last birthday party was such a bloodbath."
122
Accidental Stealth
Misc.
"Jane: Yeah! See that Mike? You did a stealth! Mike: I know, I didn't mean to, really."
123
Muffins!
Misc.
"Andy: Why are you throwing muffins at Sean Bean? Jane: I just thought he might like a muffin, he might be hungry."
124
Narnia Business
Jane
"Alright, now ask me 'what's a lion doing in my wardrobe'. It's Narnia business!!"
136
Problem with Anime
Andy, Mike
"Andy: The problem with anime- Mike: I don't think we have the time, actually. Andy: Okay. One of the problems with anime is that your heroic leads need to need totally badass, but also, look like they're 12 years old."
117
Armor Rating
Luke
"What's the Armor Rating on those abs?"
173
Afraid of Love
Jane
"Why are you afraid of my love?"
123
Ants to Jane
Jane
"All these other astronauts, they're like ahhh, the Earth looks like a precious blue marble.... You all look like ANTS to me!"
121
How Insignificant!
Luke
"I've realized how insignificant you all are."
118
They're Like Ants
Jane
"That would be a really easy solution to my problems, like always. Why not just crush them? Why not simply crush them? They're so tiny, they're like ants! It would be so easy!"
120
Hospital Business
Jane
"But no, I got into this hospital business to help people, not to crush people."